I am attending a conference sponsored by the National Defense Industry Association (NDIA). They provided all of us participants a copy of the latest issue (March) of their publication National Defense. While wiling away the time listening to some long-winded higher-ups I paged through the magazine and admired the weaponry developed to keep our war-fighters supported to the max. However, on page 17 a very odd picture caught my eye – a cockroach carrying a radiation sensor on its back! A researcher at Texas A&M reports that these bugs are ideal for sweeping potentially contaminated areas, ideally in teams of twenty. They can be operated remotely via devices that stimulate their leg muscles.
There is one problem though: Cockroaches cannot crawl backward. One had better hope that none of the bad guys wear pointy-toed cowboy boots, because they will be ideal for killing the sensor-bearing bugs that become stuck in the corners.