Statistic of the year: Americans busy buttering up


According to today’s Wall Street Journal, USA citizens on average consumed 24 sticks of butter in 2014.  Wisconsinites would be careful to differentiate whether this was really “butter” or actually “oleo”—aka margarine.  By State law* restaurants will only serve the non-dairy “yellow stick from Satan himself” (as a Governor deemed it) if a customer specifically orders it.  Until 1967 margarine was not allowed to be sold at all in Wisconsin—it had to be smuggled in from Illinois.  Meanwhile in Minnesota only sickly white oleo could be purchased.  To make it look buttery consumers had to knead in a capsule of yellow food color.  I remember those days and my wife Karen recalls going on smuggling runs for pre-yellowed margarine from Iowa.  Those were some messed up times!

Butter, preferably from grass-fed cows (margarine being ‘udderly’ eschewed), is now the rage as a health food thanks to The Cult of the Bulletproof Coffee Diet. At up to 2 tablespoons of this bovine grease per cup I presume 2015 will see an increase in per capita consumption.  Yuk!  These are some messed up times!

*See this detailed along with other strange Wisconsin State laws here.

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