Atlantic claws coming to town this Christmas
I came across this unusually bold crab a few weeks ago while beach-walking in Florida.
Perhaps the size of this creature is explained by findings of marine geologist Justin Ries of the University of North Carolina, who reports that rising levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide may lead to larger crabs, shrimp and lobsters.
See a summary of Ries’s research and a picture of a monster lobster in this post by NPR. Wow, these exoskeletoned creatures really like carbon!
PS. All this talk of large lobsters reminds me of an illustration of evolutionary operation (EVOP) by Box and Draper.* Their process improvement method calls an ongoing series of two-level factorial designs that illuminate a path to more desirable manufacturing conditions. I will talk more about this in a future blog.
*Box, G. E. P. and N. R. Draper, Evolutionary Operation, Wiley New York, 1969. (Wiley Classics Library, paperback edition, 1998.)
STEM grads leaking outside their field
Posted by mark in Uncategorized on December 6, 2009
The latest issue (12/5/09) of Science News introduced me to the acronym “STEM,” which stands for science, technology, engineering and math. (I presume that statisticians fall under the last field.) They published an alarming graph* showing that less than half of all STEM grads remain in their field beyond three years.
“Highly qualified students may be choosing a non-STEM job because these other occupations are higher paying, offer better career prospects such as advancement, employment stability, and/or prestige…”
— B. Lindsay Lowell, Hal Salzman, Hamutal Bernstein, with Everett Henderson
Stat-Ease specializes in design of experiments (DOE) for industrial research. Therefore, the more who stay with STEM the better, so far as I’m concerned. However, I plead guilty to going for the money by pursuing a master’s degree in business administration. This led to me being promoted out of my chemical engineering job in R&D to a position as product manager. My business partner Pat Whitcomb went for a master’s in chemical engineering, thus sticking with STEM. He and I enjoy ribbing each other about our diverging paths, but it turned out to be very synergistic having these complementary mindsets (technical versus business). I figure that in high-tech companies like ours, it can’t hurt to have managers with a STEM degree, at least undergraduate, thus it may not be worth trying to stem this tide.
*See Figure 4 from this October 2009 report on three generations of students by researchers (quoted above) from Georgetown, Rutgers and The Urban Institute.
PS. The STEM Education Coalition co-chaired by the American Chemical Society (ACS) and the National Science Teachers Association works to maintain the USA’s edge in technology – primarily via K-12 education.. The American Statistical Association (ASA) is a participating organization along with dozens of others in the fields of science, technology, engineering and math.
Running hot and cold in Apalachicola – steaming to cook clams and steaming to make ice
My wife and I are celebrating our 35th anniversary with a Thanksgiving week getaway on the panhandle of Florida. Later today we will enjoy a southern version of the traditional banquet, this one will featuring all sorts of grits – the chef’s specialty. I expect some oysters too – mainly harvested just down-beach at Apalachicola. Also, at the local Piggly-Wiggly I noticed lots of sweet potato pies laid out, along with pecan pies, of course. If I lay off the grits, maybe I will keep some room for a piece of the pecan pie, preferably with some whipped cream on top.
Earlier this week we stopped by an interesting museum in Apalach’ (as the locals refer to it). It celebrates the achievements of a local physician, John C. Gorrie, who invented the ice-making machine. He is also considered to be the father of refrigeration and air conditioning. Obviously the folks here in Florida hold Dr. Gorrie in high esteem for his dedication to cooling things off. What interests me, being that I am a chemical engineer, is how steam powered Gorrie’s ice machine. That seems very counter-intuitive, but the thermodynamics are explained nicely here by the inventor:
“If the air were highly compressed, it would heat up by the energy of compression. If this compressed air were run through metal pipes cooled with water, and if this air cooled to the water temperature was expanded down to atmospheric pressure again, very low temperatures could be obtained, even low enough to freeze water in pans in a refrigerator box.”
For a picture of what he patented in 1851 and historical background, see this Wired magazine article by Randy Alfred.
Getting back to the Thanksgiving feast this afternoon and thinking about the oysters, I suppose we will be given a choice of raw ones laid out on ice (thanks to the local inventor) or one cooked with steam. Coming from the middle of our continent, it may be too much of a stretch to eat uncooked shellfish. In fact, it makes me a bit queasy just thinking of it. Although I fancy myself an experimentalist, sometimes I must draw a line in the sand.
PS. One thing I find curious is that the oystermen (sorry ladies) still do their harvesting the old-fashioned way with tongs – see this video, for example .
New math sums digits from left to right: Does this add up as an improvement?
Posted by mark in Basic stats & math on November 22, 2009
A recent article in my local newspaper, the Stillwater Gazette, provided enlightenment on our school district’s new way of adding numbers – from left to right, rather than right to left. I might have to try this – maybe it will help me improve my accuracy when tallying checks on deposit slips. (I always hand-calculate these as a way to maintain my math muscles.)
Supposedly this left-to-right approach makes it easier for children to learn, because it goes in the same direction for processing numbers as for reading words. Here’s how it works. Let’s say that you and your spouse both collect up pennies and the first jar nets 237 cents versus 159 for the second. How much in total can be taken to the bank? The way I learned to add one first adds 7 and 9, recording 6 as the right-most digit (the ones column), and then carrying a 1 to the second column (the tens). This carrying part is where I sometimes get off, mainly due to my poor handwriting, which even I cannot always read. The new left-to-right approach eliminates a lot of carrying, but not all, I figure, as shown in the following case. Start by adding the left-most (hundreds in this case) column of numbers:
247
+159
=300
Do not forget to put in the zeroes to hold the place of what you just added. Now go to the next column to the right and add it:
= 90 (4 + 5)
And so forth until there’s no more columns:
= 16 (7 + 9)
Finally, tally up all the numbers you calculated:
300
+90
+16
406
I have a feeling that the old saying about not trying to teach an old dog new tricks might be operative for me in regard to this new math. I think I will just keep adding the old way, or admit that using a calculator or, better yet, a computerized spreadsheet for doing my deposits would be smarter. Am I shortchanging myself (pun intended)?
PS. This innovation in learning math struck a chord with my son Hank, who programs for Stat-Ease. He made me aware that “endianness” is a major issue in coding. Evidently programmers continually feud over the order in which bytes in multi-byte numbers should be stored – most-significant first (Big-Endian) or least-significant first (Little-Endian).* The “endian” terms come from Jonathan Swift who mocked the pettiness of social customs, such as which end one ought to first attack when shelling an egg.
“…the primitive way of breaking Eggs, before we eat them, was upon the larger End: But his present Majesty’s Grand-father, while he was a Boy, going to eat an Egg, and breaking it according to the ancient Practice, happened to cut one of his Fingers. Whereupon the Emperor his Father published an Edict, commanding all his Subjects, upon great Penaltys, to break the smaller End of their Eggs.”
— Jonathan Swift, Gulliver’s Travels, A Voyage to Lilliput, Chapter IV.
*For more details, see Basic concepts on Endianness.
Gambling with the devil
Posted by mark in Basic stats & math, design of experiments on November 15, 2009
In today’s “AskMarilyn” column by Marilyn vos Savant for Parade magazine she addresses a question about the game of Scrabble: Is it fair at the outset for one player to pick all seven letter-tiles rather than awaiting his turn to take one at a time? The fellow’s mother doesn’t like this. She claims that he might grab the valuable “X” before others have the chance. Follow the link for Marilyn’s answer to this issue of random (or not) sampling.
This week I did my day on DOE (design of experiments) for a biannual workshop on Lean Six Sigma sponsored by Ohio State University’s Fisher College of Business (blended with training by www.MoreSteam.com.) Early on I present a case study* on a training experiment done by a software publisher. The goal is to increase the productivity of programmers by sending them to workshop. The manager asks for volunteers from his staff of 30. Half agree to go. Upon their return from the class his annual performance rating, done subjectively on a ten-point scale, reveals a statistically significant increase due to the training. I ask you (the same as I ask my lean six sigma students): Is this fair?
“Designing an experiment is like gambling with the devil: only a random strategy can defeat all his betting systems.”
— RA Fisher
PS. I put my class to the test of whether they really “get” how to design and analyze a two-level factorial experiment by asking them to develop a long-flying and accurate paper helicopter. They use Design-Ease software, which lays out a randomized plan. However, the student tasked with dropping the ‘copters of one of the teams just grabbed all eight of their designs and jumped up the chair. I asked her if she planned to drop them all at once, or what. She told me that only one at a time would be flown – selected by intuition as the trials progressed. What an interesting sampling strategy!
PPS. Check out this paper “hella copter” developed for another statistics class (not mine).
*(Source: “Design of Experiments, A Powerful Analytical Tool” by Christopher Nachtsheim and Bradley Jones, Six Sigma Forum Magazine, August 2003.)
Statisticians do not see global cooling trend
This story by Seth Borenstein, AP Science Writer, is sure to create a lot of heat from those who dispute global warming. Without revealing what the numbers represented, his news organization gave temperature data to four independent statisticians and asked them to look for trends. They found no evidence of any decline – only a long-term increase over the last 130 years, thus taking away fuel for the fire that the world is now cooling.
I like the idea of this being a blind analysis, although I wonder if these four statisticians might’ve seen through this. Also, what is a good sample size for statisticians? Four seems meager. Do you pick statisticians at random, or what?
Anyways, I am more concerned about my Minnesota Gophers going to a new outdoor stadium in what will turn out to be one of the coldest Octobers ever in this region. They play Saturday night, which is Halloween – scary enough on a college campus –but it might be wickedly cold as well. Fortunately I have a good collection of Gopher shirts, sweats and jackets to put on layer-by-layer. I noticed something funny about being outdoors after so many years of under the Metrodome: People clapping with mittens on just doesn’t work as well for cheering purposes.
Experiments for school now safer, but less educational
Posted by mark in Uncategorized on October 18, 2009
A colleague in our field of experimental design told me today that he will be making a big career change by moving out of industrial research to teaching high-school science. He may think twice about this after seeing this thread from TheScientist Community that educators’ caution is killing science fun. Actually, being a bit squeamish about blood and guts, I like the idea of dissecting a jellybean rather than a frog. That’s sweet!
The blog stemmed from this TimesOnline article detailing how School lab health and safety rules ‘could stop future scientists’ . I like their picture of students in a high school chemistry lab who are clearly thrilled by their production of a huge flame-ball. That seems very educational! Unfortunately, this sort of thing, such as making volcanoes, can no longer be tolerated. That’s a pity, I think.
On a brighter note, the Royal Institution of Great Britain, an independent charity dedicated to connecting people with the world of science, report that kids are keen to do more experiments, according to this SchoolGate blog.
“When things are taught without true experimentation, students don’t understand it. And that needs to change. Children can do science at school, but they don’t necessarily learn what a real scientist is – planning an experiment, needing to repeat things, having a clear hypothesis and testing it.”
— Baroness Susan Greenfield. Director of the Royal Institution
I enjoyed many fun and educational experiments in my school career, back when the teacher ruled supreme. All of them impressed on us the importance of being safe and we learned first-hand how to handle hazardous chemicals and biological materials. My favorite in-class experiment, which I doubt would be allowed nowadays, was a fermentation reaction that my team of high-school honors students ran as our final project for senior biology class. The alcoholic product, albeit not of vintage quality, served very well, we judged. I do not exactly recall the consequences, but they must not have been too bad, because the teacher gave us a pass.
NASA shoots the Moon
I got up a bit earlier than usual to set up my 8-inch reflector telescope for a view of the 6:31 AM CDT collision of NASA’s Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite (LCROSS). The weather was ideal – clear skies with no wind. Never mind that we had our first frost – Minnesotans like me don’t mind temperatures at the freezing point (knowing full well that soon this will be considered balmy!). However, despite a spectacular view of the Moon’s South Pole, I saw no evidence of the “man in the moon” getting ‘goosed.’ To placate the alarmists who thought the Moon might be destroyed, NASA likened their crash to an eyelash hitting a jetliner. From what I could see myself and the video by NASA, that is an apt analogy, assuming the eyelash came off a gnat.
So LCROSS proved to be a lot less dramatic than us skywatchers hoped for. However, if the follow-up satellite sensed water blown up by its self-destructive predecessor, the mission will be a big success. This will take a while to decipher as noted by Wired magazine’s GeekDad blogger Brian McLaughlin. If you are geeky like me, you will keep an eye out for the final outcome of this shoot-for-the-moon experiment.
PS. All this is mindful of the book by Jules Verne From the Earth to Moon posted with illustrations from an 1886 edition by NASA in their Space Educators Handbook (“One small click for all mankind.”). It’s fantastic!
Digging into numbers to the last vigintillionth of a yoctometer
Posted by mark in Basic stats & math on September 25, 2009
I love esoteric measures, for example when working early in my career for an oil company where barrels ruled, I made it my business to know the number of firkins in a hogshead.* Therefore I was piqued by “Coding the Wheel” blogger James Devlin making a point about precision to level of “the last vigintillionth of a yoctometer” (yes, evidently those are real units of measure!).
Fyi, math whiz Landon Curt Noll made a “heroic attempt to put names on hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian numbers” (quoted from this web page on Naming Large Numbers). He provides this utility for getting the English name of any number you enter. I entered 1,000,000,000 and got “one billion” as the result. But then I changed from the American to the European system and Noll’s number-namer spit out “one milliard”! So then I tried 1,000,000,000,000,000 and came up with “one billiard”!! That sent me back for a draft of brew from my firkin (depicted in this video).
Thus fortified, I kept after these mind-muddling measures and verified that this pool-player’s favorite number (billiard) is considered acceptable under the “long scale” (European) branch of the SI (Système International) of units – the modern metric system.
Who knew? (Please forgive my ignorance of European styles, being that I’m a mid-continent dweller of North America. I am learning!)
*See this picture of a 19th century hogshead barrel and learn how it varies in gallons depending on whether it contains beer, wine or tobacco.
An ideal world: Ballpark beer cost correlated completely with quality of baseball

Indian's lefty Laffer delivers a pitch to Twin's slugger Cuddyer
When offered a free $149 seat behind home plate, I abandoned my desk last Wednesday for a matinee game between Minnesota and Cleveland. It was dollar-a-dog day so I enjoyed a $2 lunch washed down by what the Wall Street Journal (9/11/09) considers to be one of the Major League’s best-valued beer. They figure that the cost per ounce of brew – 27 cents at the Metrodome — should be based solely on the quality of the team.
The Twins have been consistent winners for some years and remain in the hunt for the Central Division of the American League after winning 2 out of 3 from the Detroit Tigers this weekend. Nevertheless, they chronically play second-fiddle to East Coast teams like the Boston Red Sox. WSJ reports that the crimson-hoser’s home field, Fenway Park, charges more than twice as much for beer for the Twins – far more than they merit by their winning percentage – a 46% overcharge, to be precise. Boston fares poorly on price-to-value across the board according to this in-depth analysis by a blogger writing as “JinAZ” for Beyond the Box Score – a Saber*-Slanted Baseball Community.
However, being a lifelong fan of baseball, and having been to many ballparks around the League, but never Fenway, I’d gladly pay a premium to see the Red Sox some day. (That explains why they can charge so much!)
*Referring to sabermetrics — a statistician specializing on baseball